January 2012
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walks into chair
me: sorry
chair:
Friend: How do I find you on tumblr?
Me: You don't.
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01/01/2012,12:01AM
mystinkybutt:
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
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December 2011
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Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
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Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
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My family. I just can't with them.
Me: The Kill Rebirth is all I need to listen to right now
Dad: What? That's a paradox...
Me: YOU'RE A PARADOX!
Dad: THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!
Me: EXACTLY!